Defeating the Robot

HOW TO SPEAK TO A HUMAN BEING WHEN YOU CALL AN AUTOMATED SERVICE THAT HAS VOICE RECOGNITION:

A) Do not press 0. They’re onto that.
B) Do not say “Speak to Agent” They’re onto that, too.
C: Do not say “Speak to Human.” They’re onto that as well.
D) Say, “Fuck You”.
E) It will try to redirect your response or correct you.
F) Ignore it and say,”Fuck You”.
G) Anytime it tries to direct your response or play dumb, just repeat,”Fuck You”
H) Eventually, you will be directed to an agent.

You’re welcome.

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