ROB: Mary caught a fish with her bare hands once.
ROB: Lake Michigan
COLLEAGUE: How big was it?
ROB (holds thumb and finger about an inch apart): About that big.
COLLEAGUE: That’s not a fish! That’s a minnow!
ROB: Still a fish!
COLLEAGUE: Yeah, but the way you were talking, it sounded like Mary wrestled a three foot pike out of the water!
ROB: Better than I could do. And again, still a fish!
COLLEAGUE: What did she do with the minnow?
ROB: Threw it back. What did you think she did with it?
COLLEAGUE: She threw it back? Why?
ROB: I think there was a catch & release rule or something.