I should write a sad song about all my favorite foods that have been discontinued.
Like the Chobani Meze yogurt dip.
Or the Evol breakfast cups.
Or the Amy’s non-vegan breakfast burrito. NON(!!!) vegan.
Or Kashi pizza
I should write a sadder song about the closing of drugstore.com.
A tragic dirge of the discontinuation of Hypno Skates (inline skates where the wheel chassis is detachable from the boot)
A requiem mass for the Scooba.
A weeping, wailing and gnashing of teeth laden song about the death of Midwest Airlines, and the impending death of Virgin America.
A 90s grunge whine song about the end of Ban Clear for Men.
A nostalgic elegy for Prell Conditioner
A tearful lament about CBGB
A song entitled “O Garden Cafe, Why Hast thou Forsaken Me?”
OR perhaps I should write a cautionary tale called:
“If You Like Something, You Better Hope Rob Doesn’t Like It Too or It Will Get Discontinued or Shut Down”